No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
only you would photoshop your dick
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
