she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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