You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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