Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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