Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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