question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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