Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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