It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We left the knife in your bed.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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