new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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