How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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