What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I party with great urgency now.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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