windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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