Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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