Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
tell me about the fingering
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