Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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