I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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