READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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