umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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