we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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