Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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