omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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