We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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