Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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