this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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