She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can I color on your dick again?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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