Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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