hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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