im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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