I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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