i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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