Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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