SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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