So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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