Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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