Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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