Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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