I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
