When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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