i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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