in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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