its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
3pm strippers are depressing
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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