awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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