The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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