That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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