I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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