But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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