He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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