Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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