You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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