508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he thought i was a dude.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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